#all I have to say is yass slay king

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@darkfawful​ thanks for the request! Honestly forgot this guy existed but I had fun drawing him! Accidentally gave him normal proportions instead of making his head huge like in the game lmao

[aviancataclysm]

is there a way to like block/quit 99% of tumblr but stay very active on the 1% because i cant take it any more people are so fucking stupid

or do i practice internet abstinence where i avoid looking at my dash and use tumblr solely for one or two tags (geometry dash + other fandoms i post about such as unaliver drones and gravity farts + aspec stuff because im not touching the trans tags!!! i am not!! people are so extremely weird about it even if it's the supporting side)

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gaying it up rn

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GUYS. I'm at a restaurant in Nimbasa City right now and LOOK WHO JUST SAT AT A NEARBY TABLE??

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don't take photos of strangers in public???

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BITCH THAT'S THE KING OF TEAM PLASMA

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and?? what i said is still true

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Team Plasma members don't deserve rights sweaty ✨

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what the fuck is wrong with you. i was personally affected by the actions of team pl*sma and even i know that it's super problematic to imply that people who... Keep Reading

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As a former member of Team Plasma: Leave N the fuck alone

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WHY would being a former Plasma member help your case. Of course you'd defend your precious king 🙄

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As someone who had her Pokémon stolen by a Plasma member and N PERSONALLY RETURNED HIM TO ME a while after Plasma fell: Leave N the fuck alone

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sure that happened. and then everyone clapped, right?

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go fuck yourself

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Can I just ask who that other guy is?? I mean, who would (presumably) go on a date with the former king of Team Plasma??

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Okay.

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who IS that purple guy though?! i just wanna talk.... 😒

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The man behind the slaughter

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Are we all ignoring the dress?!

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he's slaying idk what else you want us to say

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I just downloaded Rotomblr and this is the first thing I see. WTF is going on?

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I am so sorry.

#Also why is the original poster's username "Boiled clams official?" #Have you ever even seen a clam? #<- prev tags #it's a long story man don't worry about it

[rewritingcanon]

i would just like to SPECIFY and go into a bit of detail about what each thing actually means:

this may not seem so bad, but when i mean they will comment on anything, i mean anything. it doesnt have to be marauder-related. it doesn’t even need to be related to harry potter. i saw a tiktok on a gorilla eating a banana and someone deadass commented “thats cool and stan james potter 😝” and lord FORBID if you include anything with snape in it. want to make an edit of him? backlash. want to talk about how you like him because hes interestingly written? backlash. want to deconstruct his character due to how badly fanon twisted him and actually analyse him? “anyways stan james potter” may be the dominant response to that, just so you know.

“sirius would never say that about mary!” said the marauder fan, heartbroken. “canon sirius would hate himself in atyd!” i respond usually with “canon sirius is a white boy in the 70s, hes not the ‘slay feminist yass 😍’ king you think he is.” this elicits quite a plethora of negative reactions, and i understand why. misogyny is stinky, no one wants their favourite character to be acting like that. so this option doesn't mean "fans who like a characterisation of sirius black that isn't necessarily time period realistic," but rather "fans who deny canon evidence for a fanon conception and then hate on things that expand on the canon evidence provided to them." "they are wizards, which isn't realistic, but you choose the time period misogyny as a hill to die on?" the marauder fan replied to me (and im quite literally quoting on what a creator said to me, this isn't an exaggeration). meanwhile canon sirius black: *harrasses snape for dressing more femininely/more outside gender norms* yeah and you think that boy would be a feminist...

you may think to yourself: when did [insert ship] become a thing? why is this happening? who even is this person? most of the time, it's all in good fun, sometimes, however, ships are created that purely contradict the entire point of said character. snily was criticised for doing exactly this, and now look at where we are.

after reading these points, you may come to the conclusion: holy shit the problem is just marauders fans. in fact, you may take it one more and remember more shit that had occurred due to this sub fandom of the harry potter universe. ever been criticised for not characterising purely fanon (dorcas, marlene etc etc) characters properly? ever been attacked for calling out the hypocritical stanning of barty, evan, regulus and peter whilst piling all blame onto bellatrix or snape? yeah me too babes.

i know we've talked about tiktok a lot, but i raise one more thing: the inescapable hell that is dracotok. this usually consists of those young teenage girls thinking they are very hardcore for participating in death eater practices despite its mirroring of being violent oppressors on a discriminated group so they can impress none other than draco malfoy. this, or they're the badass 'girlboss' that can change him. completely and ironically misunderstanding the point of his character aside, every cringey POV/thirst trap you have EVER seen on tiktok is probably replicated and 10x worse on dracotok.

i swear i haven't heard the term "gryffindork" since 2016, but alas, there has been a comeback. i call hogwarts legacy fans 'baby' hp fans, because i seriously do believe that these people have not interacted with the fandom until now. that would be okay if they weren't regressing everyone to early 2000s discourse. are gryffindors not being invited to ravenclaw, hufflepuff and slytherin raves that deep? no. but those three houses wouldn't be having raves in the first place

we've all seen them, need i explain or go into detail? "b-but harry doesn't have any chemistry with ginny!!" so he does with DRACO of all people? "b-but lily and james are basic!" dont forget the roots from whence you came. its misogyny within the fandom disguised as allyship or whatever the hell this is. ship your ships, but leave the gals alone

this didn't get on my nerves until i suffered from years and years of randoms going into detail about why slytherin/hufflepuff was the best harry potter house and then getting genuine mad when idgaf. maybe you have experienced this tragedy too. there are grown people getting into genuine online beef with others because they made a joke about slytherin being evil or hufflepuff being useless. makes me think you are just evil and useless (just kidding, but please wake up and realise that slytherin & hufflepuff quite literally do not exist)

i sympathise for people who like snape, i do. i do not sympathise for those who attempt to justify or excuse his actions. this normally comes with a side dish of misogyny, because more often than not they will find a way to blame it on lily. other times, they will blame his trauma. i want to be clear: his trauma explains his actions, it doesn't excuse them. that is the whole point of him ruining his chances with lily (not even as a lover, but as a companion). you are doing your own injustice to his character by trying to make him innocent, please stop

it's understandable why the cursed child is so hated. it's meant to be seen, not read, in my opinion. there's a lot of things in it that i too wish didn't exist. but that doesn't make it "not canon" because it upsets you. and of ALL the things that these types of people would choose to complain about, these are the things they chose: albus potter's namesakes (we've been going on about this for years like can we stop now please), harry being a 'bad dad' (think about his own upbringing a tiny bit more and maybe your brain can make a little more sense of his actions), delphi being voldemort's child (probably the only thing that i agree with these people on), and albus' name again because they REALLY hate it (but then they will counter this by saying "james sirius" is a good name, when it's still mid asf). anyway, it doesn't matter how much you squeeze your eyes shut and writhe around about it, the cursed child is canon. soz lol

[bawnjourno]

Chicago Sparks Rambles!!!

It was so slay to meet Claire @rhythmthlef Eiffel @thedevotionaltour and Sarah @ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way and to ofc be with my bff Alissa @taintmansion . Everyone looked so yass and slay and our group pic got on the insta story!

Also shoutout to @churippu who was so sweet and gave us the grooviest stickers in the merch line! I can’t wait to find a place for my sparkly suit Russell.

I NEVER go crazy at merch tables and have spent months not going to the movies, buying records, or eating out, so I got… 3 t-shirts, a tote bag, socks, and the pin set 💪 I love all my swag!

ofc last year in Chicago (same venue) was a bit more subdued all around energy wise bc it was still during COVID but the crowd was great this time. I wish we’d stood earlier (seated venues are like that sometimes) but the people in the front row were up dancing like crazy the whole time and other people were dancing in the aisles!

Those first few opening songs obviously went hard but I was LIVINGGGGGG during Beaver and Ron’s piano/Stevie’s drums in Nothing Is As Good As They Say It Is were fire. And Russell’s vocals in general jesus! How do u do that dude!!!

It Doesn’t Have To Be That Way has meant a lot to me personally for various reasons - mainly, I’ve felt weird and uncool my whole life and I find my passion in meaning in making art and using that art to connect with people who DO understand me - and so Russell was just introducing it and I started crying and cried the whole song 😭

Then cut to Balls when we NEEDED to get our fist pumps on!! ✊🟢

I love that they kept Shopping Mall Of Love bc people were screaming for Ronnie like it was Beatlemania. Love that bridge clapping also!

Toughest Girl In Town had one of the coolest arrangements eva god it was beautiful. And We Go Dancing went crazyyyyyyyy like I will never be that in shape in my LIFE

Eli ate that Bon Voyage solo tf up 🎸

By MTYCTD everyone was standing and dancing and the fire alarm started going off mid song but we all just ignored it 😭😭😭 tfw they are literally hotter than your mama will ever be. And the song ends and Russell just goes [slightly bitchy voice] “okayyyyyyyy. everything’s fine, carry on as you were” fjjfjfjfjfjjd

The 1 2 3 punch of Heaven My Way This Town is always godly. I made sure to scream my lungs out during the shuffle wahhhhh.

I can’t remember at what point but like 2/3 through the set maybe? In between songs Russell just starts singing 🎶My kind of town, Chicago🎶 it was really sweet

I wish they’d done the full Gee That Was Fun but the mini version served well as a final pre encore song 🥹

I had forgotten about the rainbow lights during Baby’s so thank god I was recording wahhhhhh that song goes so hard

All That was worse than IDHTBTW like I started sobbing and couldn’t stop until they left the stage 😭 They just mean so much to me!!! And Ron made a lil speech thanking us and said “I know it sounds hackneyed but at this point in the night I can’t avoid sounding hackneyed” and I mean ofc they’d say this but they said “best Chicago visit yet” which was nice

The standing ovation after All That and the pic was like 3-4 minutes long and Alissa commented on it and Claire just went “I could go all night baby!” which like so true

Russell made 🫶🫰 at the audience during this standing o and Alissa just screamed “KPOP KING !”

I stood on my chair and still didn’t get in the pic but Ron was technically on top of me so 💪😌

Random asides: got so many compliments on my Ron outfit! Sparks fans are the nicest! When our group met in the Dunkin a nice blonde woman walking outside flashed me a thumbs up from the window and then she was front row. We actually chatted after and she said she was considering going to Milwaukee last minute. Girl do it!!!! And when I got to merch and said “okay let’s start with the tote bag bc i’m gonna go a little crazy” the person in the left half of the line laughed and was encouraging lol.

Alissa and I waited outside for about half an hour and I guess the guys had been whisked away long beforehand 😅 but we said hi to Evan and Max and they were super nice!

One of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Once of the most meaningful and profound. So glad I have a favorite band. So glad I have great friends to do it all with. Gee That Was Fun (real)

Sparkle on ✨

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ok its me again hi AAAHHHH this is so nice i feel so warm im lying on my bed kickin my lil legs i cant believe this thank you for being nice omgggg now im on a roll im gonna say things about julian hkdhjgdgjf

only one song really that i scanned the whole tag looking for to see if anyone said it before and i was so surprised that i didnt find it and i went to check the official playlists on spotify cause maybe its on there already and thERE ISNT ONE WHAT???? i had the muriel one liked on here and id never checked any other ones out lmao but like i swear there had to be one?? like maybe they made it first and its somewhere separately??? julian is like the most popular one how the hell does he not get a spotify list is that how this tag was created?? *gasp* am i discovering the ~fandom lore~

(just gonna say you dont actually need to answer any of that in detail dont waste your time gksgkydgjf im just screaming into the void cause i was so flabbergasted after those 3 whole minutes of research i put into this)

ANYWAY the actual song would be House of Wolves by our lord and saviour MCR! its so good for him with his whole Woe is Me drama king vibe lol and the plaguey thematicssss mmmm delicious TELL ME im a BAD BAD BAD BAAD MAAAAN aight you lil masochist i see u and the "you better run like the devil cause they never gonna leave you alone" you get it caUSE HES A FUGITIVE DO YOU GET THE DEEP UNRAVELABLE METAPHORS DO YOU GET IT DO YOU G aight shut up hkhfjtdy anyway

ok i lied jystfhte heres another one i just remembered i really wanted to put here its not new but just in case somebody hasnt seen it yet lmao its such a masterpiece ill do anything to give it its due here ya go

https://youtu.be/61HltPN_k3g

and the other thing im really glad to have seen people mention here is musical songs cause thats one of the things i love about him the most like yass we love a thespian king slay grl so then anytime im binging a musical there always come the intrusive thoughts of "aw hed love this one" and "oh hed be great for this role" like i went to see f-ing swan lake with my f-ing grandpa and one of the major takeaways i got from the experience was (UH IM GONNA PUT A SPOILER WARNING HERE? I GUESS? IN CASE ANYONE CARES HELLO JULIAN BAD ENDING SPOILERS AHEAD DO MOVE ALONG NOW IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT AVERT YOUR GAZE CITIZENS LMAO LIKE YOU HAVENT SEEN FANARTS N ADS ALREADY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT) "omg jules would be so perfect as that bird guy villain IN HIS BIRD GUY SHAPE TOO OMG WITH THE WINGS ON STAGE THIS IS AWESOME WHY CANT I DRAW GOOD GODDA-"

anyway hed love hadestown (hed at least try to cast muriel as hades cause hes perfectly intimidating for it but theres way too many lines which okay Maybe but AND he has to sing???? nah hes out bkgdhkdt) i dont know what hed think of pierre natasha & the great comet cause its maybe a little eccentric i suppose but i think hed appreciate the cultural roots of the vibe with him being fantasy ruso-slav-ukrainian-whatnot heritage i reckon and hed definitely have a blast at a live performance and hed ABsolutely join in with the actors in between the rows at some point and theyd ABSOlutely let him cause hes that good and game recognize game cmon hes gonna show you amateurs what a real kazotski looks like

i can also see him enjoying sweeney todd, for its delightful edgyness, maybe even some themes relatable for him, and his sappy ass would SO memorise Pretty women to whip it out at an opportune serenading moment khgdturshc im so cringe and loving it

well i cant think of any more shows to throw him together with so thus ends my soliloquy wow i cant believe thats how you spell that anyway i hope anybody who knew what the hell im talking about enjoyed all that jgfztits see you in another 20 minutes when i come back like "AND ANOTHER thing-

Yay, it's the character song essays anon!! :D

I'm glad to see you back, and I will once again be re-linking the song you shared below and adding your suggestions to the tag ^.^

And frankly, I'm 76% certain that one of Julian's love languages is theatre, especially musical theatre. That could be tickets, that could memorizing the lines from one of this favorite scenes and reciting it back to him, it could be showing up to every single performance he's involved in :)

I'm glad to see you back in my inbox, friend, feel free to message me if you ever want to obsess over the characters together! Cheers -

brainrot

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ok asoiaf/hotd thoughts…idk if there is even that much to say about this? but like. now that hotd is out and has been watched by a bunch of people and lots of interesting discussions have been had around it (and terrible ones but let’s ignore those for now)…i care even less about dany than i did before. and the idea of her restoring targaryen rule to westeros is The Worst. so now i’m just kind of like…what’s her point in the story??? i guess the dragons could help with the winter apocalypse stuff and fight the others and all that but dany herself? i just can’t picture her having a place in westeros at all, at least not in a way that i would find narratively satisfying. and this also ties into the idea of jon embracing his targaryen heritage (gross) and getting the iron throne which would also be stupid bc we’ve seen the targs destroy each other and themselves and the country so sticking one of them back in charge is just ridiculous. and the two of them are probably the strongest candidates for “the prince that was promised” so what does this mean for that whole prophecy?? idk what my question is i’m just rambling at this point lmao…i guess i’m saying that twow and ados should partly be about the real End of the targ dynasty and if they’re not than idk what we’re doing here. sorry if this is nonsensical lol

okay so both of these are kinda asking the same questions so i'll talk about it here!!

the idea of targ restoration is one of those theories that has a couple different interpretations and the one you described is like, kinda the worst of them lol.

like the idea of dany winning and surviving the end is not an unfounded, nor irrational theory and no one is wrong for wanting that to happen-- why shouldn't she win versus anyone else if she maneuvers in the right ways and effectively wins the game!

i think what i personally take issue with is the version of this that posits dany's conquest as a Moral Good and something that NEEDS to happen because of nebulous down-the-road threat that she doesn't even know about yet. and that other characters arcs (jon's, tyrion's, varys even?? are all veering towards targaryen restoration). i've even seen them claim that the entire point ASOIAF as a whole is about targ restoration. nothing else matters its all about getting them dragons back in power, which i think is the most WILDLY insane thing i've ever heard in my life.

i think this theory of 'targ restoration' is one that wants to have it both ways- for dany to fight and win a war of conquest, but also not be seen as a villain because of it (because of the fans own need to be on the Moral Right of things) (there's a larger discussion here about fandom and morality politics especially in asoiaf)

and frankly... that just isn't how it works.

and this is mainly bred from dany stans who never wanted dany to be anything other than a 100% Good Person who cannot be challenged on a moral level and she is always on the right side of every conflict regardless of nuance. and so when HOTD makes up this whackadoodle prophecy of aegon NEEDING to do a conquest and he was totally justified in all the fucked up shit they did, it was because of some vague threat of the Others and the Long Night to justify their dynastic claims to Westeros. (i'll be honest, i think ole king joe made that one up)

not to mention i think they've completely lost sight of the narrative function of the targaryen dynasty as a relic of a bygone era and dany IS the last of it.

and if we're being completely honest, from what i've seen of the most hardcore targ nation stans, most of them don't really care about the prophecy or the threat of the Others, but that her capacity to help should be used as political leverage (as in the show) to enforce the subjugation of everyone else. and that in fact, they should be grateful because she's the ultimate yass queen girl boss slay etc

but if that's the takeaway you get from the Feudalism Is Bad And The Chair Is A Metaphor For It books, then idk what to tell you. there's a lot of ways that you can interpret what grrm writes, but i can promise you that Conquest Is Good Sometimes is not one of them. characters want to be their own heroes and will always justify themselves however they need, but that's not the intention the reader is meant to take away from it - or at best should feel challenged by.

and dany is absolutely one of those characters. even tho she's not my personal favorite, she's a character that you're meant to both sympathize with because you've been on this whole journey with her, but also be challenged by the hard decisions ahead. its not about cut and dry good/evil, but understanding her motivations and why she makes those choices.

i think it's no question that dany will play a major part in the conflicts to come in the north and the war against the white walkers. to what capacity, i have no idea. as azor ahai, as nissa nissa? as somehow both? no idea. but what i think ultimately what dany will have to war with internally, will be choosing her war of conquest (the thing that's defined her personal growth and all of her strength) and the war for humanity.

the reason why i hate 'targ restoration' is because it reduces so many characters into this wildly simplistic box based on dynastic lineage. i super hate the inclusion of tyrion in this theory because he is Not a targaryen and that isn't the point of his story at all. and even tho jon's father is rhaegar, a large part of his arc revolving around identity is him carving out one for his own. all for him to start going by 'jon targaryen' in the end??? i litchrelly hate it. i do think jon and dany's arc are going to intertwine in some way and i hope its way more compelling than it was in the show, at least for my own sanity.

and lastly to the point of what dany's place in the world will be, i think that's something she struggles with now and will also struggle with in the future. there's the surface level wants and broad-stroke politics, but what i think is interesting will be to see a character like her rise to the heights that she will no doubt achieve in terms of Plot, but all she wants is the house with the red door.

there's an innate tragedy to just wanting to be as safe and home as she was when she was five, even if it was temporary, and what it will mean for her to ever have that again. this is really the difference between her and her brother viserys. he DOES remember, that WAS his life and his insanity is fueled by that being stripped away like so many other children in war. but it was never dany's. idk what the end of the series means for dany, but i really cant see the end of her story being with her sitting on that throne and restoring that dynasty from hell.

[spicyicymeloncat]

Crystalised part 2 ep 17 spoilers

GUESS WHOS BACK

Oh heyyyy it’s out in English (quality’s shakey but I don’t care at this point)

VILLAINS REALLY JUST BE SPINNING LLOYD. Isn’t he getting blood rushing to his head by now? Or neck ache?

The overlord looks like a fuzzy lion tbh. Like the shape. Actually he’s giving me fnaf freddy vibes. I haven’t scene a lot of fnaf tho

Overlord rlly be like, first I gotta accessories these bitches. The overlord is that meme where

Council: bye overlord we’re gonna take over the world!

Overlord: not looking like that you aren’t

Council: better?

Overlord: yass bitch slay

(I don’t remember how it goes)

Wow these guys sure know etiquette. Always remember to say please and thank you when the embodiment of evil hands you the weapons of god

Overlord: “yeah I guess I was trying to impress you like oh my god I’m just trying out my fashion career why are you so judgey im gonna cry I don’t wanna take over the world I just wanna start up my fashion business and I needed the golden weapons as the perfect accessories the catchphrase to my line up is “we put the slay in slayyy queeen” ahhhh”

Overlord: “was that not cool for you?? I’m also renovating, I’m gonna float my castle please tell me it’s cool also can you please look at my Lego army I forced Harumi to build out of Lego for me and please no mean comments I’m insecure 👉👈”

Actually love how the overlord has insecure vibes I mean he literally forced pythor to eat him just so the robots wouldn’t judge him yknow

THE COUNCIL REALLY JUST BEING MORAL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT THEYRE LIKE “ITS OKAY OVERLORD WE THINK UR COOL”

Wow okay aspheera really said fuck you vangelis btw did you I’m really cool and awesome. Like what tf did vangelis do man he was just standing there only to get absolutely slammed by aspheera man

Ohh yeah. Anti monarchist mechanic for real. Amazing. The overlord (the Crystal king) didn’t comment on it, but he was like bestie I’m right here

Everyone’s relationship with royalty is great

Pythor: became king through legal serpentine conventions (also lost the crown legally since he was proclaimed dead)

Aspheera: overthrew the emperor illegally and reinstated herself as empress

Vangelis: got overthrown himself

Harumi: legally was princess but overthrew her parents to reinstate someone else as emperor

Mechanic: anti monarchist

Mr F: literally just some guy

The Crystal king: what is he even king of? Is it just an empty title

Harumi internally: I’m beginning to sense a pattern in me resurrecting bad guys being a bad idea

Honestly Lloyd is such a king, he’s so sassy when like he thinks all his friends are dead, he’s in a room filled with all his trauma being confronted by the guy who possessed his father, uncle and killed zane. Damn he really chose sass instead of sad

The overlord really was like “choice number 3 🥺” sorry I can’t get baby boy puppy dog ck out of my head

Lloyd was like “great chat guys, *knocks over temple* imma head out now lol” yesss king!

Vangelis: oh yeah I can fly whOOP

That was such a cool scene but vangelis really got hit by random vengestone. He scored a nat 1 on his dexterity check

They’re like elementary schoolers “yes Lord!”

Istg Harumi now you choose to care about Lloyd. “Now he has no family (I killed them) he’s just like me and I sympathise!” Bestieeeee wtf. Can we pretend that that’s what ck said (yeah I’m calling the overlord Crystal king ck now lol)

Lloyd “I’m fucking lost :]”

“Ninja can’t fly” *coughs* airjitsu *coughs more* *dies of coughing fit*

Crystalised ice shuriken is so cool. But mr f said he prefers GUN

Vangelis and Mechanic completely ruining Pythor’s moment and it’s better bc they literally do not have any personal connections with Lloyd pffft

Oh my fucking got WHO IN THE CRYSTAL C*CK HAS THE BRAIN CELL TODAY BECAUSE ITS SHARED AND IT HAS BEEN LOST YALL YOU GUYS DID A SMALL BRAIN

Harumi has the brain cell too bad she also suddenly has emotions now too

Yeah team Crystal c*ck definitely left the brain cell at home, guys why did no one notice Harumi leave??

Woah it’s super convenient that this castle is fitted with automatic doors that don’t turn off when they have a security breach. I see the overlord really does value style over sense

The entirety of the c*ck squad shaking their heads “straight people…” (sorry for making an explicitly llorumi joke we don’t ship it here bc incest??? I just wanted to point out that I think the c*ck squad hates straight ppl. Also yes the council are all gay)

Tbh the impact of hitting the water from that height should have shattered their skulls. Luckily Lloyd is playing by minecraft logic

Aspheera: jump after them

Vangelis: *can fly*

Also vangelis: *fucking leaves*

Lloyd carrying around Harumi, a deadweight in the water, just like how he carries harumi, a deadweight to his emotional health

Lava 👀

Wu: “guys I have a plan but it’s illegal”

Everyone: “hell yeah fuck the police”

Ik it looks like I just made fun of the Crystal king and co for 10 minutes (Tbf I did) but none of that is complaints this so great, and honestly I enjoyed this, it was amazing. Im here for quirky gay legos in hot pink and vivid purple and that’s what I got hell yeah. Also crimeboss Wu appreciation

[officialkendallroy]

sab i'd love to know your thoughts on the batman. hottest selina kyle look, favorite sad boy bruce moment, etc etc

omg hi em. okay so i have to be honest with you i definitely have to watch the movie again to like give my full opinion bc i already forgot so much of what has happened. but i LOVED when selena was wearing that red wig and investigated in that club like i GASPED. HELLOOOO !!!! but zoe looked so hot throughout the movie it was so crazy. her selena kyle was so good like i wasnt really vibing with anne hathaway in the dark knight rises but ZOE!!!! she is catwoman!!! she was fantastic!!! i loved whenever nirvana was playing and bruce was looking real moody like!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! ME TOO!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!!! also when he started journaling like JKFHDJKFJ YASS KING GET IT i loved that. and i LOVED that he actually wore the makeup and not like in the nolan triology where christian bale was just magically without any makeup on. when he was wearing his lil sunglasses <3 OH THE CAR CHASE SCENE WAS SO!!!!!!!!! i loved it so much omg it was so cool <3333 also the scene between batman and gordon in the police station where gordon told him how to get out!! loved how jeffrey wright was acting there (also i love him as gordon!!! such a good choice <3) but i gotta say the el rata / la rata thing was so stupid omg like batman is the worlds best detective but cant open a goddamn dictionary in all that time??? SHUT UPPP he has the most advanced tech in gotham but cant open google once. alright. i honestly still dont know what to think about the cameo at the end. like. ugh. i mean i get it but also. stop baiting the sequel. also what i thought was so funny how selena always called him vegenace like KDHJKJFHJDK that made me chuckle. and i LOVE paul dano like when he got announced to be playing the riddler i got so excited and he was just so amazing. my incel king #1. he slayed so hard i cant wait to see more from him. and i loved his little riddles and the livestream and just!!! the traps he put his victims in reminded me so much of saw and i thought damn this goes kinda hard for a pg 13 movie. and the polaroids of him in his apartment were so funny like i was laughing FJHJFKJDHJK but paul acted so well like sometimes i found him a bit scary JDKJHFJKDJHFJ and yeah!! the fight scenes were so !!! good !!! also the penguin kinda slayed but i dont really have an opinion about him bc he wasnt really there all that much but i like collin farell a lot hihi ALSO i loved that alfred was also solving riddles and like doing stuff that but it was so stupid when he opened that package LIKE?????????? HELLOOO USE YOUR BRAIN OLD MAN. and i love that they took the route that bruces parents werent saints and good people!! cant wait to see what complications that brings in the future for bruce!! (reminded me very much of the first telltale game i played before watching the movie and ahhh <333 i was so excited that this brings something new to the story) okay!! enough now

[krizaland]

Imagine if the Tallest or Zim had a s/o who would message them random things that they don't understand since it's online Earth humor. Like Dib would understand it and think it's weird or funny, but they're left wondering 'wtf do they mean by 👁️👄👁️?'

(For those of you who can’t see the emojis: The emojis are one eye, a pair of lips, and a matching eye.)

Oh my goodness! I love this!! The idea of aliens (Especially Zim) failing to understand Earth humor is the funniest fucking thing to me! Let’s dive right in.

Before we begin, I would like to mention that I read somewhere that Irkens tend to type in all caps. So when Zim and the Tallest text you they actually aren’t screaming at you. I also read that Irkens don’t use punctuation because it’s inefficient.  

For Zim:

You and Zim had been dating for only a month and things seemed to be going well. Until you decided to text him.

Zim had recently allowed you to ‘text’ his base since that was your preferred method of communication.

PING!

Zim had recived your first text

“Hey”

Zim was a bit startled by the sudden noise but quickly typed out a response.

“GREETINGS LOVE PIG”

“HAS YOUR DAY BEEN PRODUCTIVE”

“yeah just been getting this bread”

“GOOD GET YOUR BREAD”

“FOOD IS GOOD FOR US NORMAL HUMANS”

“lol”

Lol? Clearly this must have been some kind of human code!

“LOL”

“what’s up with u 🅱️ [B emoji]”

Zim grew even more confused.

He had no idea what that strange symbol meant but he couldn’t ask you. It would blow his cover!

“Computer! What is this strange symbol that Y/N sent me?” Zim barked.

“Symbol is what’s known as an emoji.” The computer replied.

“E-mo-gee? What is this emoji?” Zim inqured.

“Emojis are pictures used to express different emotions and symbols when texting.” The computer explained.

“I see. Computer, download some of these emoji symbols.” Zim instructed.

“DOWNLOADING EMOJIS!”

Within a few minutes the Computer downloaded an emoji keyboard.

“Excellent!” Zim chuckled as he typed out his next text.

“I AM DOING WELL 🅱️ [B emoji]”

“lmao”

Zim let out a confused yelp as his eyes scanned the emoji keyboard for something useful.

“That one looks good!” Zim chirped as he pressed send.

“😀 [smiley face emoji]”

Zim let out a sigh of relief only to let out another confused groan at your response.

“👁👄👁 [Eye, lips, Eye]”

“Looks like I need to send emojis of human body parts” Zim hummed as he browsed the keyboard.

“Ah! Perfect!”

“🖕[middle finger emoji]”

“dude wtf?”

“WTF”

“seriously?! y r u being an asshole?”

“No! I’ve used the wrong code! I must fix this!” Zim screeched as he furiously typed away at the keyboard.

“I AM SORRY 🅱️ [B emoji] PLEASE FORGIVE ME”

“its fine I guess. y did u send me the finger tho?”

“I THOUGHT WE WERE TEXTING EACH OTHER RANDOM BODY PARTS.”

“ASJKAHSGSKABAHAG”

“GAH! SOMETHING HAS HAPENED TO Y/N!” Zim shrieked as he read your keysmash.

“Y/N! ARE YOU OK?!”

“Lmao Yea y?”

“YOUR KEYBOARD MUST HAVE GLITCHED”

“Nah, my keyboard is fine, bruh.”

“THEN WHY DID YOU SEND ME A RANDOM STRING OF LETTERS”

“U don’t know too much about txting do u?”

Zim let out a gasp.

“No! They’re on to me!” He squeaked as his fingers ran across his keyboard.

“I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT TXTING LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN SHOULD”

“Bro its cool. I know ur from a foreign country. Peeps probably txt differently where ur from”

Zim let out the loudest sigh of relief and put a hand on his chest.

“Phew! They don’t suspect a thing”

For the Tallest:

I headcannon that the Tallest would try to tempt you to stay with them in The Massive by sending you selfies of how much fun they’re having.

For Red:

Red decided to send you a selfie of himself casually sitting on a luxurious couch.

“I WISH YOU WERE HERE WITH ME”

“Unghh Yasss! Slay king! 😫👌👌👌 [ DX face emoji and 3 ok hand emojis]”

Red blinked in confusion. What on Irk were those strange words and symbols you just sent him?

“WHAT”

You laughed at Red’s response and decided to fuck with him.

“You look so 🔥🔥🔥🔥 [4 Fire emojis]”

Red was even more confused now. He knew he wasn’t on fire. What were you trying to tell him?

“I AM SORRY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN”

“Lmao! I was just saying you looked good.”

“YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT”

“Well I wanted to use emojis because it’s more fun.”

“EMOJI? WHAT IS AN EMOJI”

“On Earth we like to use these things called emojis. They’re like little stickers but for your phone.”

“OH NOW I UNDERSTAND”

For Purple:

Purple had sent you a selfie of himself stuffing his face with donuts.

“WANT SOME Y/N”

“Omg yass! 😋 [happy smiley with tongue out emoji] 👅 [tongue emoji] 💦 [water drops emoji] 🍩 [donut emoji]”

Purple squinted for a moment before his eyes lit up.

“WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE PICTURES THEY LOOK SO CUTE”

“They’re called emojis. They’re like little stickers but on your phone”

“THEY ARE CUTE I WANT SOME”

“Maybe someone could download some for you?”

Purple looked up from his phone and glared at a passing servant.

“Oh servant drone! Take my phone to the tech room and download some E-mo-gee thingys!” Purple commanded as he shoved his phone in the poor servant’s face.

[duxbelisarius]

‘“Politically maneuvering an underhanded coup from her former best friend”‘

Except there’s nothing coup-like about what the Green Council and Alicent did; by all the established laws and precedents of the Seven Kingdoms, Aegon is the rightful heir. Viserys named Rhaenyra his heir when there was no legal male heir for him to appoint (because Daemon is a moron); the MOMENT he had male heirs, it was his duty to either disinherit Rhaenyra or explain WHY she was to remain his heir. That or marry Aegon to her to eliminate the rival claim immediately.

Hell, he could have taken the Jaehaerys route and claimed “Targaryen Exceptionalism” as the Old King did to justify marrying his Sister Alysanne. Just say that Rhaenyra had more Targaryen blood than his half Hightower son, since Aemma Arryn had a Targaryen mother, and thus he was making Rhaenyra his undisputed heir for that reason. At the very least it would set the lords of the realm at ease by clarifying that Viserys has no intention of turning the Kingdoms into Dorne.

Viserys does NOTHING; he does NOTHING to eliminate potential conflict between his rival heirs, he does nothing to ensure Rhaenyra is ready to rule by allowing her to treat her husband hunt like a bloody spring vacation, and then sitting by while his daughter ACTIVELY UNDERMINES HER CLAIM by shacking up with Daemon (the FIRST TIME) and having obvious bastard children that she passes off as her own. To quote Helaena: “This one has eyes, but I do not think it can see.”

If Rhaenyra wasn’t going to be a threat to the lives of Alicent’s kids on taking the throne, her hubby Matt Daemon Targaryen most definitely woulf have been. Viserys created the crisis and did nothing to prevent it, and yet Alicent is blamed for advocating for Aegon DESPITE his flaws, while any flaws on the part of the Black faction are ignored (”who cares about killing thousands of nobles and small folk in the dragon pit? YASS KWEEN, SLAY!!!”)

Alright. THATS IT. TIME TO LOSE MY SHIT.

The fact that Alicent is even ON THIS LIST is just flabbergasting. Now, to their credit, she’s second to last on this list (somehow worse than JAMIE LANNISTER?!). But still. Most evil characters?!

So, for fun, I thought I’d take a look at her characterization according to the writer of this list and rebut.

For the sake of organization, I will post the whole paragraph below and then go point by point:

“This one is fairly low on the rankings as it's not quite clear how villainous Alicent could become, with her moral standing leaning toward "complicated" rather than straightforward good or evil. However, she isn't quite the most innocent character in House of the Dragon either, with her manipulation of the grieving and ailing King Viserys, covering up her son's sexual crimes and fiendish proclivities and politically maneuvering an underhanded coup from her former best friend raising more than a few eyebrows about how far she'll go to protect her family.”

“Her manipulation of the grieving and ailing King Viserys”

First of all: Alicent was a 15 year old girl, the same age as Viserys’s own daughter, and his daughter’s best friend. Viserys is a full grown man and also the most powerful person in the entire kingdom as, you know, the king. Grief is a powerful thing and can certainly cause us to act contrary to our characters; however, that is not an excuse to have sex with and marry a child you have watched grow up alongside your own child.

Second of all: Alicent was not the master manipulator in this situation. She tried to fight back against the plan as much as she was capable as a girl and child, against her father who is the second most powerful man in the kingdom. The blame should go solely on Otto for this.

Blaming Alicent for “manipulating” Viserys when: she was a child forced to do this by her father, she fought against the idea, she was 15 and Viserys was a full grown man, and most of all HE WAS THE FUCKING KING, is crazy. Alicent had no power in this situation, nor did she want it. It was Otto’s idea and Viserys’s fault. Y’all blaming a child and acting like she’s an insidious master manipulator instead of criticizing the full grown man who had sex with her is crazy. Grief is no excuse. The men in this situation took advantage of Alicent. Not the other way around.

“Covering up her son’s sexual crimes and fiendish proclivities”

Where is the accountability on the deadbeat dad? Everyone keep blaming Alicent for how awful Aegon is. But nobody utters a word on how the other parent in this situation has done absolutely nothing. Viserys is also Aegon’s father (though this may be a shock to even Viserys himself seeing how neglectful and abusive he is to his children by Alicent). Viserys is the king. He has the power to implement whatever he wants but sits back and does nothing. But sure, Alicent is to blame because she’s actually involved and therefor her son being ruined is only her fault.

Alicent does her best at parenting Aegon and dealing with the shit he generates. What exactly could Alicent do to Aegon, a prince of the realm, to rectify the situation? Y’all are never happy when she does anything. When she disciplines Aegon, you scream she’s ���abusive”. When she tries to compensate and fix the situation to the best of her ability, you scream that she’s enabling and covering up crimes. She will never win. And btw, she didn’t cover up for Aegon. Alicent listened to Dyana and tried to compensate for the pain. There’s literally nothing else she could do.

Y’all will blame Alicent for all the actions of the men in her life. Why not hold Aegon, the actual rapist, accountable for the situation. Not Alicent for trying to fix it. Because guess who’s not on the fucking list…AEGON. How will you penalize Alicent for trying to help fix the situation her son caused, but not penalize the man who actually committed the sexual crime? It reeks of sexism.

“Politically maneuvering an underhanded coup from her former best friend”

Ok. Let’s get this out of the way. Alicent believes Viserys said it was Aegon who is the heir. Stupid or not she does. But even without that Alicent does not stage a coup in some sort of villainous attempt to seize power for herself and away from Rhaenyra. She does it to protect her family. She has seen what happens when one of them is harmed, nothing. There will be nothing stopping team black from killing her or her children. This is a fight for survival. Not villainy. Fear.

Also it’s worth reminding that Alicent is the only one defending Rhaenyra’s life. Otto and other greens are perfectly fine with murdering Rhaenyra. Alicent is the only one fighting to protect her and counseling Aegon not to harm her.

In the end, Alicent is not a villain. She is the personification of how the patriarchy has abused women and torn them down in every way. Alicent has done her best to make everyone in her life happy. She has tried desperately to satisfy the selfishness and power-hungry nature of all those around her and reconcile everyone in her life. Alicent is not malicious or evil. She’s not seeking war or bloodshed. She wants her children and herself to be safe. Nobody should have “raised brows” at her defending herself and her family after she has spent decades being abused and seen more than enough proof that she is not loved or protected.

Villainizing Alicent can only happen if you’re willing to admit all this as well:

Grown men can never be held liable for having sex with teenage girls.

Teenage girls are at fault for the feelings adult men have for them.

Women are responsible for how their children turn out and men have no accountability in raising children or how they grow up.

Deadbeat father’s are ok, and the women left with the children are at fault for anything bad their kids do because they didn’t do a good enough job at being both parents.

Teenage mothers need to be perfect parents and can never make mistakes or have no idea what they’re doing because they, themselves are children.

Parents (specifically mothers) are responsible for the crimes of their children

Men shouldn’t be held accountable for rape. It’s their mom’s fault

And most of all: women who experience consistent trauma and abuse for years must hold it all in, accept further abuse with a smile, and “keep to their place”

Go ahead black fans. Admit this all. Admit you hate women and have deeply sexist beliefs. Then I’ll let you call her a villain :)

[janicexcx]

Ready up for Rainbow Royale!

Attention gaymers, get off Grindr and listen up! Some exciting news is on the horizon… *nail paint emoji*

Not to sneak up on you like a bottle of poppers at the discotek, but hunty sis… you need to hear how Fortnite are back back back back again to slay the runway boots house down this fall!

To celebrate our fans in the LGBTQIA+ community, Fortnite’s riveting Rainbow Royale is making a grand return to screens this September 2022! Yass, you read that correctly twink. I am personally so excited about the return of rainbow royale, I absolutely loved all the different colours on everything last year! I am such a material guuuurl!

If you actually look on the Fortnite store right now there are so many free items that have returned, I for one am just in awe that they have made a comeback!

https://www.3bsystems.co.uk/ (just saving for later on – please DELETE future me)

That means if you did not get any the first time, you can get them now! How cool is that? So, you can get four different rainbow royale sprays:

Vibrant heart

Vibrant llama (my personal favourite, how cute!)

Vibrant boogie

Vibrant star

You can also get the sunshine and rainbows wrap, what a cultured and inclusive company! Shantay, YOU stay! Now you can sashay out of the battle bus like the queen you are again! Not failing to mention the return of the take a ‘bow emote where you basically stand and then make the shape of a rainbow which then follows your player’s hands to make an actual rainbow! So unique! I personally used to love using it because it made me feel Daddy AF (by Slayyyter, what a queer icon!).

Yes, ma’am! They have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it FLAWLESSLY! I would say I am surprised, but we know who they are. What better way to show your support for the movement than dripping your player out in an all-new pride outfit! I just wish they did rainbow outfits with emojis on them, to be honest...

Over with our bestie Rocket League, join them until July 12th to enjoy bops from all the best LGBTQIA+ performers such as

Trixie Mattel

Adore Delano

Conchita Wurst

Todrick Hall

Shawn Mendes

While you’re whining to their amazing hyper-pop beats, don’t you dare skip out on strutting over to the items shop with your girl gang and grabbing a FREE Rocket League Shine Through Bundle each – which is available for the entire month, sis!

Let’s recall some of the acts on the “LOVE ISLV RADIO” (so creative!). So, on Beatbox, they had Platinum by Big Freedia, the New Orleans Queen of Bounce! Call me what you want, call me when you need… yasss girl, you already know what’s going on, Montero by Lil Nas X!

On Radio Underground there was Pain by King Princess, STUD by Troye Sivan and Imagine by Ben Platt! I just LOVE when they show smaller artists some love! Finally, on Power Play they had Bad Girl by Daya, Found My Friends by Hayley Kiyoko and… Ooh, ahh! That’s right, Malibu by Kim Petras! Such an eclectic mix of LGBTQIA+ icons!

Did any of you queens play Fortnite last year during their gay era? They were such my bestie when they spilt that tea, sis! I just adore when big companies give the give, and this time around Fortnite is doing what it needed to do!

Also, a little easter egg for those who are too busy vibing out to CRASH by Charli XCX… did y’all see the rainbow on the map when you open it to check on the storm circle? They are such queens at looking at all the little details!

To see all this, you are going to want to get yourself a gaming PC that can run Fortnite. Well look no further, I found this company while searching that actually makes PCs with certain games in mind, just follow this link to grab yours:

Well, that about wraps it up. I hope you all thought I slayed this blog post! Happy gayming everyone!

[caramelomachiato-blog]

The Shadowhunter chronicles faves (spoilers for lord of shadows)

Okay but I'd protect: Kieran, Mark, Christina, Ty, Kit, Livvy (;-;), Dru, Tavvy, Helen, Aline, Diana, Jem, Tessa, Will (;-;), Alec, Magnus, Max and Rafe, Raphael (;-;), Simon, Izzy, Maia, Max (;-;), Jules, Alec, Kieran, Ty, Livvy, Alec, Magnus, Kieran, Raphael, Ty, Livvy, Dru, Diana, *repeat* with my life I love them so much I love Kit and relate to him on a spiritual level. I love his relationship with the twins (especially Ty if ya know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and his frustration with Shadowhunters (he's expressing the viewers words tbh). I love his understanding and need to protect Ty. It's great to see someone doing the right thing for my baby bee boy. I love Dru so much being a middle child is hard, especially when you're 'too young' for literally everything and people forced your younger sibling on you. Also she's beautiful and her talks of insecurities about shape and weight really hit it home for me and I'm sure lots of other. I literally cried when Jules said "You're our heart baby girl. You're the heart of the family." Tavvy is the cutest bean and needs protecting. That's all that needs to be said. Also if anyone hurts him I'll find you. I loved Diana a lot from the beginning. My attachment to the Blackthorns meant that anyone who was nice to them by association caught my interest and deserved attention. But I liked her character, especially when she essentially told Zara to shut the fuck up ngl. Her coming out story was a cherry on the cake tbh I wasn't expecting it and I cried over her story (also her sister ;-;). I love Diana's design too. She's overall a great Character. I love Helen and Aline so much. Their relationship, dedication, meeting, everything about them alone and in a pair is just so great. Also I'm high-key gay for both of them. But Aline dedication to her wife made me cry I'm-- I'm just in love with them ok? Okay but Tessa Jem Will Tho yass I love them I haven't even finished their series (I've read lord of shadows but I'm only on clockwork angel aka the first one ;-;). I live their dynamic. Tessa's just beautiful and great and smart and badass af. Jem is precious I love him. Will is so great I actually prefer his herondaleness to Jace's. I love their interaction. And their Camille and Magnus interaction were the goodest of good shits™ 👌. Do I really need an explanation for Max and Rafe tbh. Like Tavvy they're both adorable and amazing. Also Max is blue (I love the fact he's blue). If anyone ever hurts or bullies them I'm coming for that person. Simon and Izzy. Well what can i say, Izzy is hot and Simon is chill (mah man). He's honestly such a geek ("tell me a bedtime story" "k *plot of starwars*"). He should meet Kit tbh. I love Izzy in book and the TV show (and not just because Emeraude Toubia is impossibly attractive). I live her character. I love Simon's character. 'Nough said. Max, well, uh we don't talk about that. F U C K Y O U S E B A S T I A N M O R G E N S T E R N ! ! ! I loved Max so much, though, I wish I could have protected him personally. He was so cute and loved reading and felt like no one noticed or listened to him or borderline ignored. (That sounds familiar call out post to my toxic friends and family). He's a 13 year old boy you should be ashamed! Tbh I loved Maia since I first read about her in the books. She was so strong and badass and pretty and great. Also that one time where izzy says if she was attracted to girls she'd tap that ass. Also when she killed that asshole I was like yasssss queen slay!!! Rip Kyle tho I miss him. She pretty great in the TV series too, W E A RE N O T T A L K IN G A B O U T T H E C L O S E T S C E N E I R E P E AT N O T!! Jules, Jules, Jules... he's a fucking amazing brother lets start with that. He's had to essentially, apart from Emma and Diana look after his siblings, the institute and everything else singlehandedly. He's always there for them. He's also an artist ! That's great I love artist characters idk. Can we also talk about his way with words dang dang diggity dang dang dang he can talk anyone into seeing to his POV or believing his words. He a great boi. He just needs (some milk, sorry it's 2 am) a permanent vacation with Emma in an AU where parabatai bonds won't make you crazy if you be fucking yo parabatai. So he can fuck Emma, essentially is what I'm, ever so subtly, getting at it. Christina Rosales is beautiful and deserves the world and to stab Zara Fucking Dearborn through the heart. Ok I love her but I love Kieran more so she better not hurt my boi Kier. Also I'm down for some KierArkTina anytime as long as they spend some (a great amount) time to sort out their issues and love each other properly. Mark is great tbh (but again I love Kieran more so don't hurt him mah boi). Like I love his personality and character and appearance and speech patterns they're like the perfect blend between nephilim and faerie and I love that. I love him, that coat scene tho and the kitchen scene and the many scenes where he talks to inanimate objects. Also the make out scenes got diggity damn kierark. Also talking about kierark ppl be like Kieran was so bad to mark yeah but mark was bad to Kieran too. I'm not excusing mah boi here or mark but yeah they both not angels (hahaha). Tbh I loved Raphael so much (also saphael). He was so great I loved this lil asshole so much I cried when he died so much. S E BA S T I A N F U C K IN G M O R G E R N S T E RN !! ! Also ! Ace! representation ! Is ! Important ! I'm! Happy! But yeah Rip this babe. I loved Ty and Livvy ever since I first read them in the books, I was super excited for an autistic character and related to Livvy as my little brother is also autistic. (Livvy deserved better tbh). They're just so great and cute, I love them. We don't deserve them tbh. I love ty, I'm sorry, Sherlock so much and his twin sister (Euros lol don't shoot me) is an inspiration. Livvy is so protective and I love her. Ty is just so protective and I love him. I love them both so much. Kieran, mah boi, my sass ball, my salty bitch, my faerie boi, my king's son, my slayer, my great handsome beautiful amazing boi. Okay I don't even know why I love him so much I just do. He's misunderstood and before yall bitch at me like oh that poor special snowflake he Hurting he misunderstood poor bean do he need a tiny violin to play sad music for him where's thE P R O O F OF T H I S BI T C H ! !! Yall can read up on this subject on other post about it I've reblogged. O K A Y he did some bad things he regrets and wished he could rewind and stop. Um. So has almost every other fricking character in this book series apart from really young kids don't just blame my baby gods guys. Magnus is just the best, if you hate him you're wrong doesn't matter who you are or what ever. You're wrong. He's a great great bf, fiancée, future husband, father, future uncle, babysitter, cat sitter, lover, friend, Warlock, person and soul. I love him I'd give up all my soul and body for him. I worship him, I love his design, speech patterns, personality, methods, over all character and just everything. If I wasn't attracted to female only I'd high-key be crushing on Magnus Bane. Bi the way (see what I did there) he great don't ever hurt. Also he slays. And Harry Shum Jr. does a great job portraying him in the series, he great. Drop everything because you've come to the last of the superior squad (Ty, Livvy, Kieran, Magnus and Alec) Buckle the fuck up guys it's time to go for a spin in the Mystery mobile (or w/e the fuck it's called). Ah Alec, my biggest fave rivalled only by Ty my other biggest fave, he's so handsome brave and amazing. Malec is like supreme OTP (with Kitty and Kierark of course) I live for their dynamic both in the book and on the screen in the TV show. I love Alec as he's incredibly relatable, beautiful, great with kids, a great leader, a great bf/financée/lover/husband, a great person. I love him. If i could if adopt him as my son. I'm screaming he's just so good. Also he hecka attractive for a guy if i was a guy 10/10 would bed and we'd this handsome boi. Also the way he roasted Zara Dearborn, she was more like deadborn back then. (Also when Kieran joined in I cried tears of joy). When are we gonna talk about his alleged bondage kink btw? Hmu with fic and Fanart with this if you have it. In conclusion I love them all very much! Special mentions to: Gwyn, Arthur, Malcolm (idk why), Annabel (kinda i guess), Jaime (Un petit peu), Nene, Nerissa and Aodaon (?) (he cute).

[harmonicstupidity]

There is simply so much wrong with the Littlefinger trial scene that is beggars belief.

Let’s start at the beginning.

We start with Littlefinger being accused of murdering Lysa. This is an event Sansa witnessed herself, and she herself knows how much of a loose cannon Lysa was. She even lied to the Lords of the Vale about it to protect Petyr.

“[Petyr’s] always been so kind to me. I was so happy to be here. To be free. All because of him. My Aunt turned on me. She cursed me. Called me a whore. Promised to throw me through the moon door. But Lord Baelish tried to calm her. She struck him. She said she didn't want to live anymore. She stood on the edge of that moon door. He tried to reason with her, promised her she was the only one he'd ever loved, but she stepped through.”

So Sansa is a liar and even conspirator. The Lord of the Vale seem to be fine with this now, because this is no longer a show involving morally grey and complex character interactions. It’s about “YASS QUEEN SLAY” moments.

But wait, that’s just the beginning! It gets even worse.

We get an accusation that Littlefinger had Lysa write a letter to Catyln, claiming that the Lannisters were the ones who murdered Jon Arryn. Catelyn then burns this letter.

In other words, the only proof for this accusation doesn’t exist.

But wait, there’s more!

Littlefinger is then accused of conspiring with Cersei to betray Ned. We know back in Season 1 that Ned was planning a coup. Joffrey, rightful heir or not, was King. Again, like it or not, it's really hard to blame Littlefinger for supporting the King and doing whatever was necessary to survive. Littlefinger then says “nobody (in the trial room) was there that day”. Good move, Petyr. Nobody has any real evidence for any of this so just keep denying, call for a trial by combat if necessary, and you’ll get out of this okay. Oh wait, I forgot we needed the “YAS QUEEN” moment, so let’s have the Oracle, Bran, claiming to have seen Littlefinger put a knife to Ned's throat. Let’s not even have Littlefinger brushing this off as a baseless testimony of a crippled boy. Again, he did what he had to do to survive. In the eyes of the realm, Ned was a traitor. Littlefinger was serving his King. We know Ned’s a good egg, but that’s we, the audience.  

But wait, there’s more! The next accusation is that Littlefinger claimed that the dagger belonged to Tyrion. Again, this is bullshit. We seem to be forgetting our poor friend, Season 1. 

“There's only one dagger like this in all of the Seven Kingdoms. It's mine.”

“Yours?” 

“At least it was until the tournament on Prince Joffrey's last name day. I bet on Ser Jaime in the jousting as any sane man would, when the knight of the flowers unseated him. I lost this dagger.”

“To whom?” 

“Tyrion Lannister.“ 

So, what’s the crime here? Littlefinger wasn’t even in Winterfell. He didn’t know about Bran falling. Another accusation with no evidence.

The final accusation is Littlefinger selling Sansa off to the Boltons. As much as it hurt Sansa, and that shouldn’t be understated, it was still an honest mistake by Littlefinger. A big mistake, yes, but still a mistake. Something he should maybe be exiled for. Stripped of all power. Not murdered on the spot. And yes, he was murdered. Not executed, that would have involved a real trial. 

The only genuine evidence for any of this is betraying Ned, but how much would any real jury believe the visions of a crippled kid?

To top this all off, Littlefinger didn't have a plan. Not once did he seem to prepare for someone inevitably calling him out on these crimes, which are years and years old at this point. Even if the accusations are baseless, he should’ve defended himself and not turn into a blubbering mess telling Sansa how much he loves her.

In the end, he wasn’t defeated by someone playing the intricate game and outmanoeuvring him, he was defeated by a lack of a real trial and acting completely out of character.

Thanks, Game of Thrones.